Monday, February 9, 2009

Top 10 Worst of Paris and Milan, Autumn '09

1. From Yohji Yamamoto
What is Leonard Cohen doing walking around in his pajamas on the runway?

2. From Etro

I don't know what's worse: the shirt, the pants, the scarf or the fact that a 65 year old man is wearing more makeup than the master of ceremonies in Cabaret.

3. From John Galliano

I really hope this isn't what judges wear underneath their robes! This is about as sexy as Freddie Mercury in the "I Want to Break Free" video.

4. From Alexander McQueen

Something tells me that this "droog" is not wearing the jock for a hockey game with his buddies.

5. From Comme Des Garcons (Rei Kawakubo)

Ever wondered what a male cadaver would look like in a skirt? Now you know.

5. From Prada

Here's another zombie straight out of the Thriller video wearing a frock that looks like something Barney Rubble might wear--or did wear.

6. From Comme Des Garcons (Rei Kawakubo)

It'll take more than a spoonful of sugar to make this terrible Mary Poppins outfit go down.

7. From John Galliano
I can't figure out if the guy looks more like a satyr or Little Miss Bo Peep?

8. & 9. From (Number (N)ine (Takahiro Miyashita))

Michael Jackson and beekeepers are very fond of these outfits. Everybody else hates them.

10. From Jean-Paul Gauthier

I really hope this doesn't mean there will be a "House Party 4", with JPG doing the wardrobe
-The Scandal

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