Monday, January 23, 2012

Worst of Milan & Paris Men's Fall/Winter 2012

1.Commes Des Garcons

 That fat drunken fan at the game with the foam hat: style icon.

Here are some other masculine  beauties:

2. Givenchy

A man-skirt isn't really manly unless you wear a bull nose ring.

3. Versace

If you like your tuxedo printed on a t-shirt, you'll love this silk outfit.

And in case you thought thermal underwear wasn't cool:

 To be fair, I actually thought the full show was interesting.

4. Anne Demeulemeester

Weird arithmetic:




Oh, and here's a guy wearing a wool Snuggie:

5.  Walter Van Beirendonck

This guy really masters the art of subtlety and understatement.

Full show. 

6. Maison Martin Margiela

A newcomer to this list; Hey, are those garbage bag handles on the coat? They may come in handy when you toss this baby into the trash.

7. Damir Doma

Sonny Bono lives (sorta)!

8. Agnes B

Fashion ninjas or fashion scuba? Time to deep-six this look.

9. Rick Owens

R.O. was a lot more down-to-earth this year, but he still provided a couple of gems.

This guy is missing his astronaut helmet.

This guy looks like he's jumping around in a leather garbage bag.

10.Andre Pompilio

Is that a banana peel in his hand?

11. Phillip Lim and Jean Paul Gaultier

Just what the world needs: more man-skirts.

Here's the JPG version:

Gotta love JPG for once again trotting out his Conan O'Brien lookalike in this awful brick-pattern print:

12. Thom Browne

If you  liked his collection for Moncler Gamme Bleu, you'll love his eponymous collection, previously posted.

Moncler Gamme Bleu

Thom Browne

Is that merkin really necessary?

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-The Scandal

Thom Browne Men's Fall/Winter 2012

I really wanted to save the Thom Browne images for the "Worst Of" posts that I do at the conclusion of Milan and Paris fashion weeks. However, this latest show was so outrageous that it really deserves a post of its own.

Full collection.

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