Sunday, October 11, 2009

Arrest Warrant: Snuggies

The Stylemounties are officially issuing an arrest warrant for any individual in Canada under 55 years old buying, wearing, or possessing a "Snuggie".

There is an obscure provision in the Canadian Criminal Code (under part XXIV, "Offences Against Fashion and Public Morals") prohibiting the wearing of a fleece blanket as a garment.

Snuggies are available in variety of prints and colours:

The only exemption for wearing a Snuggie in the Criminal Code is for those people who never, ever EVER want to appear sexually attractive to their significant other.
-The Scandal

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