b) "The scary thing is that there's more than a hand that's been imprinted on my backside"
2. John Galliano
3. Thom Browne for Moncler Gamme Bleu
a) Ever wonder what Darth Vader wears to the beach?
b) From the people who brought you the Burqini swimsuit for women,
c) The salamander look is huge these days. Huge!
4. Ann Demeulemeester
a) "Is my nipple making you horny? just asking"
b)Finally! The perfect vest to go with a leather harness
c)Look! It's Macaulay Culkin promoting a film noire version of "Home Alone"
5. Julius (Tatsuro Horikawa)Cheesy muscle shirt
6. Commes des Garcons (Rei Kawakubo)
a) Ever wonder what it would look like if you wore the quilt your granny knitted?
b) Circus clowns: true, misunderstood fashion icons
7. and 8. From Givenchy (Riccardo Tisci)
1 pair of men's tights
+ dorky backwards cap
a) Yasser Arafat's intifada pajamas?
b) Disco-wear in gaza city?
10. John Galliano
+ Alice Cooper
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