Top Ten Worst of Paris and Milan men's Spring/Summer 2010

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Here are the captions for the top 10 worst fashion moments from Paris and Milan men's Spring / Summer 2010.

1. Alexander McQueen

a) Headline News "Amish Man Attacked by Perverted Painter"
b) "The scary thing is that there's more than a hand that's been imprinted on my backside"

c) who can resist grabbing a bearded-man's tits ?

2. John Galliano

a) The secret to this look: get dressed in designer clothes and walk through 14 spider webs

b) The positive thing about this look is that the mosquito nets will prevent malaria. The bad news is that your friends will want to pummel your ass.

c) The mummy lives!!

3. Thom Browne for Moncler Gamme Bleu

a) Ever wonder what Darth Vader wears to the beach?
b) From the people who brought you the Burqini swimsuit for women,

now bring you the men's version.

c) The salamander look is huge these days. Huge!

4. Ann Demeulemeester

a) "Is my nipple making you horny? just asking"

b)Finally! The perfect vest to go with a leather harness

c)Look! It's Macaulay Culkin promoting a film noire version of "Home Alone"

5. Julius (Tatsuro Horikawa)

Cheesy muscle shirt

+ toga

+ chador

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6. Commes des Garcons (Rei Kawakubo)

a) Ever wonder what it would look like if you wore the quilt your granny knitted?
b) Circus clowns: true, misunderstood fashion icons

7. and 8. From Givenchy (Riccardo Tisci)

1 pair of men's tights

+ 50's sci-fi space suit

+ dorky backwards cap

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9. From Givenchy (Riccardo Tisci)

a) Yasser Arafat's intifada pajamas?
b) Disco-wear in gaza city?

10. John Galliano

Suffering Jesus

+ Alice Cooper

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