Worst looks of Milan/Paris Spring/Summer 2012

1. Yohji Yamamoto

Apparently, the latest Japanese fashion craze is to take a Mick Fleetwood lookalike

and put him in a skirt and a skin tight t-shirt:

2. Junya Watanabe

The only improvements that country hick Cletus from "The Simpsons" needed to be runway-ready was some Geddy Lee hair and a fishing hat.

3.  Rick Owens

Q: Where does this model come from?

A: From the planet Talus IV (cue Star Trek theme song).

Maybe Rick is buds with Captain Pike?

4.  Jill Sander

No woman can resist a man with greasy hair, pale legs and navel-high Bermuda shorts.

5. John Galliano

Disturbing arithmetic:

Angus Young from AC/DC

 

+

Simon from The Chipmunks

=

6. Ann Demeulemeester

Forget  not wearing white after labour day or matching your belt with your shoes; The one cardinal men's fashion rule: never show your nipples!

7.  Yohji Yamamoto


One tragic symptom of Alzheimer's is that the patient may be confused and put on his wife's clothes.

8. Commes des Garcons

These guys look a bit, umm, crabby.

9.  Yohji Yamamoto

"If you like my collar, then you're gonna love this guy's collar!"

10. Rick Owens

How do you convince a model to walk down the runway wearing something ridiculous?
 Blindfold him.

11. Moncler Gamme Bleu

If you want to be the biggest badass in to the locker room, you know you're gonna need to sport a jockstrap with a Prince of Wales pattern.

12. Thom Browne

Only a true genius such as Thom Browne can take inspiration from everyday items such as string curtains and lamp shades

and create sensible and wearable outfits for the modern man such as these masterpieces:

                                         All images from GQ.com, copyright Conde Nast

-The Scandal

Top 10 Worst of Milan/Paris Men's 2011 Spring/Summer

1. Agnes B

Here's an idea for a stupid look: Take uber-douche, Kid Rock

and add Fred Flinstone's tie

and put it together:

Brilliant.


2. Commes des garcons


Are those aliens? skulls? Does it really matter when these guys are wearing freakin' dresses?

3.  Givenchy

More disturbing arithmetic:

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+ 

=

4. Thom Browne
I'm glad somebody peed on their heads:

5.  Rick Owens

Inspired by  a windsock?

6. Rick Owens


Waders as fashion inspiration?

These monstrosities should be cast back in the sea (Zing!)

7. Jean-Paul Gauthier

More troubling arithmetic:

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+

=

8. Yves St. Laurent

Who wears short shorts?

I wear short shorts, and I tuck em high,  "mom jeans" style

9. Prada


I was hoping I would never see anything like this again:

but alas:

10. Raf Simons


Cue circus music....

Dishonourable mentions:

A. John Galliano

The mustache says Chaplin AND Hitler at the same time

B. Commes des Garcons


or as I call the brand, "Commes des idiots"

C. Alexander McQueen 

D. Etro

Looks like someone spirographed all over that suit and shirt

E. Givenchy


Leopard prints Elizabethan tights and tunics? If the question is to be or not to be, I wish this is never to be.

F. Rick Owens


Female priests and now...male nuns?

Also, if you're gonna wear a wet suit, make sure it isn't two sizes too big.

G. Raf Simons


Please tell me he's wearing underwear underneath his kilt...

-The Scandal