Sunday, October 25, 2009

Toronto fashion week: Mexican standoff

So I was pretty pumped last week to attend Toronto Fashion Week. In addition to the evenings, I was able to sneak away from work during the day a few times in order to check out the day scene. During my first day there, this guy approaches me, identifies himself as a style blogger and asks to take my picture for his blog, which also apparently features street fashion. Flattered, I graciously comply.



The following afternoon, same thing happens with Blogger no. 2. Oddly enough, as I'm talking to street Blogger no.2, a new blogger, Blogger no.3 also asks to take my picture for another blog.



Now the point recounting these anecdotes of this isn't to communicate how fabulous I am--that will be the subject of 12 separate posts ;-) It just dawned on me that these days you can't throw a stone in this city without shattering the lens of a style blogger. All these bloggers bloggin about about other bloggers. It's a bloody Mexican standoff.


When I originally conceived of this blog, I thought that I too might post street fashions pics. I'm glad I never pursued this angle: I'm not much of photographer, and there's just no need for another blogger like me to post pics.




One final note: while it's flattering to have my pictures taken by style bloggers, I've always ended up regretting the photos. The photographers typically only get one shot, and that's simply not enough shots in order to find a flattering shot for a guy like me. I always end up looking like I fell off the ugly tree (and hit every branch on the way down).








-The Scandal

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Arrest Warrant: Snuggies

The Stylemounties are officially issuing an arrest warrant for any individual in Canada under 55 years old buying, wearing, or possessing a "Snuggie".


There is an obscure provision in the Canadian Criminal Code (under part XXIV, "Offences Against Fashion and Public Morals") prohibiting the wearing of a fleece blanket as a garment.



Snuggies are available in variety of prints and colours:





The only exemption for wearing a Snuggie in the Criminal Code is for those people who never, ever EVER want to appear sexually attractive to their significant other.
-The Scandal

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Review: Canadian men's fashion magazines

As a working professional on Bay St., a lot of my colleagues insist on eating their lunch in their office. Personally, I try to eat outside my office. For one thing, I don't want my office to smell like the food court. Secondly, I think lunchtime provides a good opportunity for a brief mental break.


In the summer, I am especially religious about eating outside while my lunch drips over one of the many men's magazines for sale on the newsstand. I typically read GQ, Esquire and Details. I also used to also read the Men's Vogue during its brief lifetime. If I've managed to polish off those 3 before newer editions come out, I will sometimes pick up Men's Health or the British GQ.


It's a bit of a bummer that in Canada the subscriptions aren't any cheaper than the newsstand prices. In the U.S., the subscriptions are so cheap that they're practically given away.


I used to get a kick out of the Canadian Men's fashion magazine Toro, which was launched in 2003. I was originally introduced to it because it was distributed free of charge in my Globe & Mail subscription. However, as a sign of the times, in 2007, the magazine was converted into a webzine: http://www.toromagazine.com/





The current site does look pretty good, however to be honest, Toro fell off my radar screen once it ceased being published in print. I thought the print edition offered good production value, especially for a Canadian publication.


Recently, the Globe provided me with two free unsolicited men's fashion goodies along with my daily paper: "Sharp" magazine and "Men's Fashion" magazine.



"Sharp" magazine



Sharp is published by a new company called Contempo media. The editor is Michale La Fave, former editor of Driven magazine, a self-styled men's "luxury lifestyle" magazine, though primarily an automotive magazine. There is also a website which appears to have some content:


On its face, Sharp appears to have the typical features of most men's lifestyle/fashion (style, food, drink, film sex, health, etc.). I could quibble a bit over some shortcomings in the layout that give it a bit of an amateur feel:

-A lot of the pictures are way too small (postage stamp size)
-Several pictures are appear to be stock photos
-Some of the layout is quite spartan in design




The edition that I have (not the one shown above) has a nice feature on 6 Canadian men's fashion designers. I also like the fact that the "where to buy" page only lists Canadian stores.
Overall, the publication offers a pretty decent package. The publisher claims it will be published 6 times a year. I look forward to the next edition.



"Men's Fashion" magazine





I'm not sure who was the marketing wiz who came up with the name, but the magazine is surprisingly slick. Perhaps this shouldn't come as a surprise since the publisher is St. Joseph communications, responsible for a bunch of magazines including Toronto Life. Actually, the name of the magazine is a variation of St. Joseph's sister publication "Fashion".



The edition that I have is the inaugural edition (Fall 2009, shown above). The publisher's page seems to suggest that the intention is to publish 10 editions a year.



Men's Fashion also seems to have the typical features of most men's magazines, but the emphasis is definitely on fashion. The layout is really nice and the photospreads are top notch. My only beef with the magazine is that its pretty slim (64 pages). That' ll only last me one or two lunches. Hopefully the magazine will be successful, and therefore a bit thicker for the next issues.



Will these magazines survive? Or will they go the way of Toro and SIR (another Canadian men's magazine that went under this past summer)? There's already a lot of competition out there, and the unfortunate reality is that the print industry is not a growth industry. Let's hope for the best.


-The Scandal

Saturday, September 26, 2009

Worst of New York Spring/Summer 2010

1. Thom Browne (part 1)


Disturbing arithmetic:



1 pair of men's short shorts





+ one lil red riding hood




=






2. Thom Browne (part 2)

I wonder what was going through the mind of the bank teller who was the victim of this robber with a nylon stocking mask. If she reads this blog, I bet she was thinking "omg! what a terrible outfit!"




Fortunately, Thom Browne has now given us two fantastic looks for smartly dressed bank robbers:


3. Patrick Ervell (part 1)



Q: What do you get when you combine John Lennon, Harry Potter and a brown cardigan?








A: This wierd-ass look









4. Thom Browne (part 3)


Q: What would the offspring of Lil Dot....









...and Dumb Donald (from the "Fat Albert" cartoons) look like?








A: Thom Browne once again answers this question:







5. Phillip Lim


More disturbing arithmetic:


1 UPS uniform







+ Leather









=






6. Thom Browne (Part 4)


More disturbing arithmetic:



Weird lipstick








+ Wizard costume








+ Kangol







=






7. Duckie Browne (part 1)



Q: Imagine you're a 4,000 year old Egyptian Mummy and you need some stylish beachwear--what do you wear?






A: You wear this:




8. Patrick Ervell (part 2)


Ever wonder what a tuxedo with a toilet splatter pattern would look like?
Look no further:






9. Thom Browne (part 5)

Who among us can truly say that they have never wondered what Dave Navarro...


...would look like wearing a striped speedo, see-through mesh pants, wool cumberbund and flip flops?

Well, here is the answer to that age-old riddle:







10. Thom Browne (part 6)



Q: What is a man to wear if his date is wearing an "Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini"?




A: An itsy-bitsy black polka dot suit:




11. Yigal Azrouel



Q: How do you sex-up Barney Rubble?


A: Just add some sexy pajama pants:







12. Duckie Browne (part 2)
2 Essential shoe rules:

-Yellow shoes can only be worn with boxer briefs and a condom hat (pushed in)








Light blue suede shoes can only be worn with a big, manly bow across your crotch:




-The Scandal

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Tommy Hilfiger Spring/Summer 2010

A few years ago (~2005), Tommy Hilfiger launched a more upscale label, known simply as "H". I actually dug the collection, but was disappointed to learn that the collection wasn't available in Canada--not even at Tommy stores. I did however manage pick up a white "H" dress shirt in NYC that had a candy-coloured buttons.

Eventually, the "H" label seemed to disappear as quickly as it appeared and I haven't really dabbled in Tommy since.

I've noticed lately that the label seems to be once again trying to position itself as a dressier (shirt and tie) label. I have no idea about the quality of the clothing nor its price point. I suppose it's worth checking out.

Anyways, I've included some pics from the recent Tommy show in NY. I thought the collection was nice enough, if not a bit plain-- it reminded me a bit of the CK collection in that regard.
I liked the suede desert boots, which have been making a huge comeback, in case you haven't noticed.

-The Scandal








Thursday, September 17, 2009

LG Fashionweek, October 19-24

The Toronto LG fashion week is scheduled for October 19-24.


What I just realised is that the venue has changed.

Think that's bad? Wait 'til you find out the location of the new venue: 1040 King St. Do you know where that is? Nor do I. That's why the fashion week website has resorted to publishing a freakin map for the place.



According to their website "The new layout, comprised of tents and permanent structure, will add the opportunity and ability to create new spaces for new events at LG Fashion Week."

I think the decision to re-locate the venue outside the downtown core is terribly misguided. As far as I was concerned, the city hall location worked very well. You couldn't get any more central than city hall, which made the location pretty darn convenient. Plus there was some element of cachet, not to mention good pedestrian visibility. Furthemore, the complex itself (the "tent") worked really well.

That's my rant for the day.


-The Scandal

Michael Bastian, Spring/Summer 2010

Another cool collection by Michael Bastian, who really seems to be coming into his own; The look offers a little bit of Ralph Lauren preppiness and little bit of the DSquared rocker look (and of course, so much more. One of the things I like about Bastian is the boldness of his collections. There is none of the preciousness that you see in a lot of the other current fashion designers (e.g., Lanvin).

Some interesting highlights of this collection:

-the ankle-high length of the pants, though to me, this seems to have more in common with high-end Milan than it does Thom Browne ;

-quirky pastel colours (which seem to be popular in other NY shows such as Loden Dager and Victor Glemaud);

-frayed shorts (not shown because I didn't approve);

-The Scandal











Photos: Marcio Madeira, all images style.com